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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a sofa a barrel a television an anvil a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a priceless vase a computer a watermelon a refrigerator a photocopier

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