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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈

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