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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜

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