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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Darla
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
parrot 🦜
gerbil 🐹
pony 🐴
cat 🐈
labrador 🐕
puppy 🐶
goldfish 🐠
parakeet 🦜
rock ⚫️
mouse 🐁
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Dan
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