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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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