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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a small child on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒

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