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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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