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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Darla
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
cat 🐈
gerbil 🐹
parrot 🦜
hamster 🐹
pug 🐶
poodle 🐩
parakeet 🦜
snake 🐍
rabbit 🐰
pony 🐴
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