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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴

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