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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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cat 🐈 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕

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