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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a computer on their pet …

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canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

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