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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a piano on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶

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