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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a piano on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 snake 🐍

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