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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️

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