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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a sofa on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕

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