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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕

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