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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a watermelon a car tyre a gold ingot a bowling ball an anvil a barrel a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a refrigerator a computer a photocopier

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