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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Bridget
dropped
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start another snivelling excuse
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a refrigerator
a photocopier
a computer
a barrel
an anvil
a bowling ball
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a gold ingot
a television
a watermelon
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