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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bowling ball a priceless vase a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gallon of soy sauce a small child a piano a photocopier a barrel an anvil a car tyre

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