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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠

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