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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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