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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped an anvil on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁

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