Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 cat 🐈

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