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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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