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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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