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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴

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