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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱

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