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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜

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