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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒

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