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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴

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