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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷

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