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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍

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