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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜

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