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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

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