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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Bridget
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
gerbil 🐹
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Sparky
Darth Vader
Izzy
Bilbo
Coco
Hufflepuff
Toby
Oscar
Luke Skywalker
Princess
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