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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a computer on their pet …

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canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶

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