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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a computer on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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