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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a computer on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜

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