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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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dog 🐕 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕

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