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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍

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