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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁

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