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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁

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