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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹