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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Bridget
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷
monkey 🐒
cat 🐈
pony 🐴
poodle 🐩
dog 🐕
pug 🐶
rock ⚫️
puppy 🐶
kitten 🐱
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Dan
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