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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Bridget
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
kitten 🐱
pony 🐴
parrot 🦜
puppy 🐶
gerbil 🐹
rabbit 🐰
tarantula 🕷
parakeet 🦜
poodle 🐩
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