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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Bridget
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
gerbil 🐹
kitten 🐱
rock ⚫️
rabbit 🐰
pony 🐴
pug 🐶
guinea pig 🇬🇳
parakeet 🦜
hamster 🐹
mouse 🐁
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