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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹

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