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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️

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