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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠

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