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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜

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