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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰

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