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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰

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