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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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