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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶

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