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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈

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