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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹

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