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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶

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