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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶

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