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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶

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