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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰

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