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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹

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