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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a barrel on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒

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