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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a barrel on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜

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