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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a barrel on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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