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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Bridget
dropped
a barrel
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
labrador 🐕
parrot 🦜
puppy 🐶
parakeet 🦜
rock ⚫️
pony 🐴
tarantula 🕷
rabbit 🐰
snake 🐍
kitten 🐱
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Dan
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