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Pet squish

My step-auntie Bridget dropped a barrel on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴

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