Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
grandmother
dropped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
a piano
a bicycle
a refrigerator
a watermelon
a computer
a barrel
a television
a gold ingot
a car tyre
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.