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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕

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