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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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pug 🐶 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️

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