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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕

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