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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️

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