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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a barrel on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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