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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍

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