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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒

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