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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a small child on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴

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