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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a small child on their pet …

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cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱

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