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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈

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