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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠

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