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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴

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