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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁

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