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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍

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