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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷

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