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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷

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