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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜

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