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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠

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