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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠

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