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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩

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