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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩

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