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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈

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