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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹

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