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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️

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