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My grandmother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳
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