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Pet squish
My
grandmother
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rock ⚫️
monkey 🐒
kitten 🐱
pony 🐴
guinea pig 🇬🇳
mouse 🐁
rabbit 🐰
canary 🦜
tarantula 🕷
pug 🐶
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