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Pet squish
My
grandmother
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶
canary 🦜
puppy 🐶
hamster 🐹
snake 🐍
gerbil 🐹
cat 🐈
guinea pig 🇬🇳
labrador 🐕
goldfish 🐠
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