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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 snake 🐍
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