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Pet squish
My
grandmother
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
parakeet 🦜
mouse 🐁
rock ⚫️
cat 🐈
monkey 🐒
snake 🐍
rabbit 🐰
gerbil 🐹
dog 🐕
kitten 🐱
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