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My grandmother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠
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