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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹

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