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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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