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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜

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