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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 dog 🐕

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