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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕

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