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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹

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