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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍

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