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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶

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