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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕

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