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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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dog 🐕 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴

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