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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped an anvil on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹

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