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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁

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