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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a refrigerator a computer a barrel an anvil a car tyre a photocopier a piano a gold ingot a gallon of soy sauce a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes

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