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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a priceless vase a gallon of soy sauce a bowling ball a computer a refrigerator a piano a photocopier a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a television a bicycle

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