Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gold ingot a computer a barrel a bicycle a small child a photocopier a gallon of soy sauce a priceless vase a television

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.