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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒

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