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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a computer on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜

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