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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷

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