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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍

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