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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a television on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

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