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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a sofa on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜

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