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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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snake 🐍 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩

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