Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a bicycle on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.