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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰

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