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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹

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