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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠

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