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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elizabeth dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹

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