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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷
hamster 🐹
rock ⚫️
gerbil 🐹
poodle 🐩
rabbit 🐰
labrador 🐕
goldfish 🐠
pony 🐴
dog 🐕
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