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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
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pony 🐴
tarantula 🕷
goldfish 🐠
cat 🐈
parrot 🦜
rabbit 🐰
hamster 🐹
dog 🐕
rock ⚫️
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