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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rabbit 🐰
canary 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
parrot 🦜
parakeet 🦜
labrador 🐕
monkey 🐒
cat 🐈
gerbil 🐹
goldfish 🐠
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