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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rabbit 🐰
parrot 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
puppy 🐶
parakeet 🦜
rock ⚫️
poodle 🐩
dog 🐕
mouse 🐁
kitten 🐱
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