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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rabbit 🐰
puppy 🐶
gerbil 🐹
tarantula 🕷
poodle 🐩
guinea pig 🇬🇳
rock ⚫️
monkey 🐒
cat 🐈
canary 🦜
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