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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a watermelon a refrigerator a piano a computer a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a car tyre an anvil a bowling ball a photocopier a priceless vase

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