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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a piano a photocopier an anvil a television a priceless vase a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a refrigerator a bowling ball a bicycle a gold ingot

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