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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹

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