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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶

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