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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒

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