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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

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