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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹

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