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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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