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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜

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