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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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