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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠

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