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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 canary 🦜

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