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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹

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