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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜

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