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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a barrel on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁

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