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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Adele
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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goldfish 🐠
poodle 🐩
rock ⚫️
parrot 🦜
parakeet 🦜
mouse 🐁
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