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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Adele
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pony 🐴
guinea pig 🇬🇳
dog 🐕
monkey 🐒
rock ⚫️
rabbit 🐰
snake 🐍
mouse 🐁
tarantula 🕷
parakeet 🦜
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