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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜
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