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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Adele
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
gerbil 🐹
cat 🐈
parakeet 🦜
rabbit 🐰
guinea pig 🇬🇳
goldfish 🐠
pony 🐴
mouse 🐁
puppy 🐶
poodle 🐩
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