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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷

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