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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍

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