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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒

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