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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴

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