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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠

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