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Pet squish

My step-auntie Adele dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩

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